Snippets.

An Australian journalist is responsible for the destruction of ancient statues in Taliban ruled Afghanistan.

THE TALIBAN TOOK [the journalist] TO BE AN UNDERCOVER AGENT SO ORDERED HIM ARRESTED AND THE STATUES DESTROYED

Phew, I’m glad that’s cleared up- all this time I thought the Taliban were just intolerant terrorist-sponsoring murderers.

The National Australia Bank has offered $1million to assist Queenslanders.

[The] NAB has already suspended home loan repayments and waived fees on new personal loans and early withdrawal of deposits.

Thankfully, Cyclone Lazza has been relatively merciful to the State. Although I’m sure this is some kind of punishment from Allah for Australia’s involvement in the taking back of Spain from Muslim rule…

... Speaking of Allah's wrath, take a look at cruelty in the Koran:

Unbelievers will be tormented forever with fire. When their skin is burned off, a fresh skin will be provided.

Heh heh, those zany Muslims…