Mohammad Jokes.

In honour of the events of the past week or so, which have showed Islam to be as friendly as its ever going to get- I’ve decided to produce a few of my favourite jokes- with the basic gist changed from whatever was there before, to Mohammad and his lifestyle.

Chuckle away- but be warned, some are a bit sick.

What do you do if you see Mohammad with half a face?

Stop laughing and reload.

What do you say to an Islamic Prophet with two black eyes?

Nothing Jesus hasn’t already told him twice.

Why does Mohammad like fucking twenty one year olds?

Because there’s twenty of them.

What’s the difference between Mohammad’s shaved head and a bowling ball?

You can’t pick up bowling balls with a pitch fork.

How many Islamic Prophets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw the bulb and the other to suck my cock.

What does Mohammad prefer, eight year old girls or eight year old boys?

Eight year old girls. Because when he’s done fucking them like girls, he can turn them over and fuck them like boys.

More to come...