No beer, no Jenny- the world of Islam.

A Western Heart recently reminded readers of the dangers of Islam.

Following the furore over the publication of 'unattractive' cartoons of Mohammad (see here), Muslims took to the street calling Europe a cancer and generally bitching. Perhaps it is just me, being a Tasmanian instilled with outdated Western traditions- but why should Europe allow anti-free speech protests from those who accept a paedophile as their Prophet?

AWH’s post also made me wonder why Westerners occasionally convert to the religion, sometimes with worrying consequences- Jack ‘Jihad Jack’ Roche and his mate David ‘lets kill infidels my daddy will protect us’ Hicks are two prominent examples that come to mind.

It’s a mystery that any modern, educated individual could see the Saudi-dominated cult of Islam as morally righteous. Aside from Islam’s instructions to clean your hands- with dirt if you must- if you touch a woman before prayer, a religion that claims Jihad as the second most import deed a Muslim can do is naturally sick. The excuse that Jihad is supposed to be an internal struggle is- of course- crap.

Furthermore, who really wants to go to Mecca at least once in their lifetime (take a look at the shit hole that is- and has been for centuries- the Middle East), abandon drinking, ensure that all women look like they’re marching off to a KKK meeting, pray five times a day- and other assorted procedures that have to be done throughout the year?

Westerners who convert to Islam should instead make tax filing their religion- we could call it Taxlam. At least then Taxlam’s adherents would fulfil a useful purpose- and if they have to sacrifice themselves in Jihad, I’m not worried at the prospect of having dozens of ATO and/or IRS buildings destroyed in a Taxlam’s struggle against oppressive income and labour theft.